Anyone got any ridiculous online hook up stories? - Sexuality and ...
Submarine
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We decided to meet up today, and she started talking about how she just wants me to fuck her hard all day, and then take her home and never talk to her again.? She said she doesn't want to date me, cause I don't wanna date her, and she just wants to get fucked, and not have to talk to me anymore.
How awesome is that?
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Manure whore
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Sunday 1:00 free aids giveaway
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Submarine
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If I get aids im gonna be pissed.? What does aids smell like?
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Stranger
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Aids isnt that bad, it's the gonnaherpasyphylaids that you really have to worry abOut
Stranger
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have fun gettin the herps or somethin cuz this bitch is straight nasty... I would be surprised if she DIDN'T have something..
only one dude? heh... try like 50.
Submarine
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she was smoking hot and defintely did not have anything, she didnt even know how to give a hand job, i just got her off a few times and she wanted me to jerk off in front of her.? I think she may have had sex with only one guy, she has little to no experience in most areas.....and she was smoking hot......I have pics of her vagina if you want em.
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What the Fuck kinda question is that
Submarine
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Maybe it's in bad taste to post pictures of her vagina?
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Submarine
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Stranger
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lol
h20
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what about a collection of facts attracts a girl like that?
do you have an amazing picture or something?
i tried that site and got no messages. i sent out like 20.
Submarine
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I pick up some freaks on that site.? My pic is jut me and my dog, and my profile seems pretty normal to me, with a bit of witty humor thrown in.? Her profile seemed completely normal, and I didn't think I'd get anywhere with her really, she was just super attractive and lived right around the corner from me so I figured I'd message her, and she ended up being a crazy nympho.? She looked even better then her pics did too.? Shes really immature though.....and not the brightest girl ever, but I don't do an iq test before's I fuck someone.
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h20
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i dont know...im thinking of trying again. i just have no incentive to use the site unless im horny or lonely. i feel like thats a dumb reason to do things.
although if everyone felt that way, no one would do anything because thats why empires are built. acceptance and pussy.
the proverbial mind spread
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Hahaha, this message board has convinced me to never send naked text messages.
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